Death is a giant, brightly-covered slug heading your way....

A picture is worth a thousand words...

Death or cake?

This is from NOAA's hurricane strength prediction chart for Gustav. I've got a feeling it will continue to pull to the right. I was pretty impressed by the data services at NOAA, especially the use of RSS feeds. I just wish there was a feed/API to get the long/lat of Gustav currently. In theory you could look for:

THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.1 NORTH...LONGITUDE 74.4 WEST OR 90 MILES...150 KM...SOUTHEAST OF GUANTANAMO CUBA

in the most recent RSS item and parse it out there. I think I may whip up a quick howcloseisraytodeath() method tonight to see how accurately it can track the distance. Of course, I've got a nice Flip video recorder now so I have no excuse to avoid filming the fun this time.

Comments

Andy Sandefer's Gravatar @Ray,
I hope that this blows past you. I'm scheduled to take my family on a long overdue vacation to Destin, FL (panhandle) in a little over a week so I'm hoping that the town is still there after Gustav. I guess all you can do is put some supplies in your basement and hope it doesn't flood. Best of luck to you and your family.
# Posted By Andy Sandefer | 8/27/08 4:26 PM
Raymond Camden's Gravatar Um... basement? We are under waterlevel. No basements around here. ;)
# Posted By Raymond Camden | 8/27/08 4:27 PM
Andy Sandefer's Gravatar Well sorry for being so stupid. I live in Indiana where tornadoes and republicans exert their will over everyone on a regular basis so I'm used to hiding underground until bad things blow over. I didn't stop to think about the "don't build underground" thing.
# Posted By Andy Sandefer | 8/27/08 4:30 PM
Shane Zehnder's Gravatar Yeah, looks like we both are potentially, shall we say, really wet? :(
# Posted By Shane Zehnder | 8/27/08 4:31 PM
Raymond Camden's Gravatar @Andy - Heh, hope you saw the wink at the end. Wasn't calling you stupid.
# Posted By Raymond Camden | 8/27/08 4:32 PM
Andy Sandefer's Gravatar @Ray
I know that you weren't calling me stupid. I just personally felt stupid for not being aware of the whole below sea level thing. I watch a lot of Discovery so you'd think that I would be up on my natural disaster zones!
# Posted By Andy Sandefer | 8/27/08 4:40 PM
Albert Nurick's Gravatar Ray, I hope the storm keeps trending east and misses you entirely. Louisiana has had enough disasters.

If the worst does happen, you're welcome to head this way. We're located in Houston. Rumor has it that you're a pretty fair CF programmer, and we could put you to work. :)
# Posted By Albert Nurick | 8/27/08 4:59 PM
Raymond Camden's Gravatar @Albert - Heh thanks. :)
# Posted By Raymond Camden | 8/27/08 5:02 PM
Sean Corfield's Gravatar We keep telling Ray he's welcome to move to earthquake country instead...
# Posted By Sean Corfield | 8/27/08 5:21 PM
Anthony's Gravatar Check the RSS you found. Some RSS feeds are geocoded. You can also look for KML feeds. Mapquest's latest API actually has a POI loader for these types of feeds. I thought we might have something, but everything we use is not real-time. For more depressing feeds you can also check out fema's and:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/services.php?lang=eng...
# Posted By Anthony | 8/27/08 6:24 PM
Jim Priest's Gravatar I've been impressed with the maps at Weather Underground - they also have a "North Atlantic" feed on their site which has the coords but it's not a very clean file to parse through...
# Posted By Jim Priest | 8/27/08 6:28 PM
Kevin Benore's Gravatar Ha! That is great. But I rather think rayismorbid() would be good too.
# Posted By Kevin Benore | 8/27/08 9:05 PM
Chris's Gravatar Hey Ray,

just move to (continental) Europe... no hurricanes, no earthquakes, and, a CF community that is always looking for reinforcements. ;-)
# Posted By Chris | 8/28/08 3:07 AM
Lola LB's Gravatar A really good source to keep track of is Weather Nerd (Brendan Loy) at http://pajamasmedia.com/weathernerd/ . . . he provides excellent summaries of incoming reports of developing storms and hurricanes as well as notes on what the civilian authorities are doing on ground (and at times taking them to task for not doing what they should be doing). Of course - he's that infamous blogger who blew the lid off when it came to NO city gov't and LA state gov't incompetencies.
# Posted By Lola LB | 8/28/08 5:54 AM
MattO's Gravatar Thank goodness a Cold Fusion job got me to move out of Hurricane Alley.
# Posted By MattO | 8/28/08 9:47 AM
Rey Bango's Gravatar Just know you're not alone. Hanna just formed and the current path sends it straight my way. :P
# Posted By Rey Bango | 8/28/08 1:14 PM