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• Comment 1 written by TJ Downes on 29 June 2010, at 12:20 PM

  

  <cfloop collection="#cfUnitedActivities#" item="activity">
  <cfswitch expression="#activity#">
  <cfdefaultcase>
  <cfset doDrinkBeer() />
  </cfdefaultcase>
  </cfswitch>
  </cfloop>

• Comment 2 written by Zach Barrett on 29 June 2010, at 12:44 PM

  

  <cfif #cgi.HTTP_USER_AGENT# neq "iPhone">
     <!-- embed SuperAwesomeWelcomeMessageThatWillBlowYourMind.swf here---->
  <cfelse>
     <!-- dull welcome message here---->
     Welcome.
  </cfif>

• Comment 3 written by Steve on 29 June 2010, at 12:45 PM

  

  Ray, does this have to be true legit code? Or can it be something made up (no, I don't really have a custom tag for this), for example, <cf_united> ?

• Comment 4 written by Misty on 29 June 2010, at 12:45 PM

  

  My First Submission:
  
  <cfimage source="images/j0439239.jpg" name="myImage">
  <!--- Set the background color to green. --->
  <cfset ImageSetBackgroundColor(myImage,"green")>
  <!--- Draw four rectangles in the background color. --->
  <cfoutput>
  <cfloop from="1" to="100" index="i" step="9">
  <cfset ImageClearRect(myImage,#i#,#i#,#i#,#i#)>
  </cfloop>
  </cfoutput>
  <!--- Save the modified ColdFusion image to a file. --->
  <cfimage source="#myImage#" action="write" destination="test_myImage.jpeg" overwrite="yes">
  <!--- Display the source image and the new image. --->
  <img src="images/j0439239.jpg">
  <img src="test_myImage.jpeg">

• Comment 5 written by Jenni B. on 29 June 2010, at 12:48 PM

  

  <cfscript>
  SpaDay = StructNew();
  StructInsert(SpaDay, "massage", FORM.massagetime);
  StructInsert(SpaDay, "hottub", FORM.soaktime);
  StructInsert(SpaDay, "drink", FORM.drink);
  </cfscript>

• Comment 6 written by Raymond Camden on 29 June 2010, at 12:51 PM

  

  @Steve: It can be made up.

• Comment 7 written by Gary on 29 June 2010, at 12:51 PM

  

  <cfif CGI.HTTP_USER_AGENT CONTAINS ListFindNoCase('iphone,Windows CE,NetFront,Palm OS,Blazer,Elaine,WAP,Plucker,Avantgo')>
     <!---Mobile Browsers! Disable any Javascript or if using any Frames Break Out from Frames--->
  <cfelse>
     <!---Move On--->
  </cfif>

• Comment 8 written by Matt W on 29 June 2010, at 12:51 PM

  

  <cffunction method="gotoCFUnited">
     <cfargument name="learnMuch" default="true">
     <cfargument name="haveFun" default="true">
     <cfif learnMuch AND haveFun>
        <cfset session.start = "7/28/2010">
        <cfset session.end = "7/31/2010">
        <cflocation url="LansdowneResort.cfm">
     </cfif>
  </cffunction>

• Comment 9 written by Yancy Wharton on 29 June 2010, at 12:53 PM

  

  <CFUNITED
     rev = 2010
     what = "A ColdFusion, Flex & AIR Conference"
     where = "Lansdowne Resort & Conference Center"
     when = "Wednesday 7/28/2010, Thursday 7/29/2010, Friday 7/30/2010, Saturday 7/31/2010"
     />

• Comment 10 written by James Edmunds on 29 June 2010, at 12:56 PM

  

  <cfif application is CF>
  coding="efficient,rapid"
  <cfelse>
  coding.time = coding.time * 2
  </cfif>

• Comment 11 written by MikeG on 29 June 2010, at 1:07 PM

  

  function cfObjective(me) {
     var betterMe=arrayNew(1);
     arrayappend(betterMe,getSessions(me));
     arrayappend(betterMe,getSocial(me));
     return betterMe;
  }

• Comment 12 written by Matt Gifford on 29 June 2010, at 1:09 PM

  

  request.setEvent('CFUnited 2010');

• Comment 13 written by Matt Gifford on 29 June 2010, at 1:11 PM

  

  CFUnited.get2010().isAttendee(true);

• Comment 14 written by Jonah Chanticleer on 29 June 2010, at 1:12 PM

  

  <cfif you.said="Coldfusion is dead">
  <cfset my.response = mid("COLDFUSION", 5, 2)>
  </cfif>

• Comment 15 written by Gurpreet on 29 June 2010, at 1:13 PM

  

  <cfset submission = "The Bad Programming Language! All the way PHP Coding. Try CFM">
  <cfif FindNoCase("PHP",submission)>
  <cfoutput>
  Project Completion date: <strong>Never</strong>
  </cfoutput>
  <cfelseif FindNoCase("CFM",submission)>
  <cfoutput>
  Project Completed: <strong>Just Now</strong>
  </cfoutput>
  </cfif>

• Comment 16 written by Zach Barrett on 29 June 2010, at 1:34 PM

  

  <cfset lyric = "">
  <cfloop condition="lyric neq 'Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you'">
     <cfswitch expression="#lyric#">
        <cfcase value="">
           <cfset lyric = "Never gonna give you up">
        </cfcase>
        <cfcase value="Never gonna give you up">
           <cfset lyric = "Never gonna let you down">
        </cfcase>
        <cfcase value="Never gonna let you down">
           <cfset lyric = "Never gonna run around and desert you">
        </cfcase>
        <cfcase value="Never gonna run around and desert you">
           <cfset lyric = "Never gonna make you cry">
        </cfcase>
        <cfcase value="Never gonna make you cry">
           <cfset lyric = "Never gonna say goodbye">
        </cfcase>
        <cfcase value="Never gonna say goodbye">
           <cfset lyric = "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you">
        </cfcase>
     </cfswitch>
     <cfoutput>#lyric#<br /></cfoutput>
  </cfloop>

• Comment 17 written by TJ Downes on 29 June 2010, at 1:34 PM

  

  Jonah, nice!

• Comment 18 written by Scott Wolf on 29 June 2010, at 1:37 PM

  

  <cfset shirt = structNew()>
  <cfset shirt.mainContents = "CF Geek">
  <cfif hour(now()) gt 8 AND hour(now()) lt 17>
  <cfset shirt.additionalContents = "Knowledge">
  <cfelse>
  <cfset shirt.additionalContents = "Beer">
  </cfif>
  <cfdump var="#shirt#">

• Comment 19 written by Ryan Vikander on 29 June 2010, at 1:42 PM

  

  Like Zach's but less code:
  
  <cfset Lyric = "give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you" />
  <cfoutput>
  <cfloop list="#Lyric#" index="i">
     Never gonna #i#<br />
  </cfloop>
  </cfoutput>

• Comment 20 written by Zach Barrett on 29 June 2010, at 1:52 PM

  

  Ryan,
  The list will defiantly fit on a shirt better.
  
  I was going for the over programmed approach... LOL

• Comment 21 written by Jenni B. on 29 June 2010, at 1:53 PM

  

  <CF_highFive(Jonah)>

• Comment 22 written by Corey Butler on 29 June 2010, at 2:16 PM

  

  Sadly, I may not be able to make the conference, but I hope it's OK to submit my made up code anyway.
  
  <cfunited year="2010" result="awesome">
  <cfset who = setCoolPeople("me") />
  <cfset what = "CF" + "Flex" + "AIR"/>
  <cfset where = "Virginia"/>
  </cfunited>
  
  ... or some variation of the above that fits on a shirt.

• Comment 23 written by Matt W on 29 June 2010, at 2:19 PM

  

  A second entry (is that allowed?)
  
  <cf_United action="learn" list="ColdFusion,Flex,AIR" />
  
  <cf_United action="meet" list="Ray,Bob,Joe,Dan,Dee,etc" />
  
  <cf_United action="consume" list="knowledge,food,beer" />
  
  <cf_United action="leave" list="prepared,smarter,connected" />

• Comment 24 written by Faisal Abid on 29 June 2010, at 2:50 PM

  

  <cfif isUnited() EQ TRUE>
  <cfreturn awesome />
  <cfelse>
  <cfreturn epic.fail() />
  </cfif>

• Comment 25 written by Eric Cobb on 29 June 2010, at 3:03 PM

  

  Ok, here's my submission. The first tag should go at the top of the shirt just under the collar. The second tag should go at the very bottom of the shirt.
  
  <cffeed>
  
  
  
  
  <cfflush>
  
  
  *You can also have an optional <cfdump> tag on the back at the bottom.
  
  :)

• Comment 26 written by Gigi on 29 June 2010, at 4:20 PM

  

  Submission A)
  <cfif (do)>
     <!--- You either do... --->
  <cfelseif (Not(do))>
     <!--- or don't do... --->
  <cfelse>
     <cfthrow detail="There is no CFTRY" />
  </cfif>
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  Submission B)
  There's no place like <cflocation url="/home.cfm" />
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  Submission C)
  <cfloop condition="myKnowledge LT 'proficient'">
     attendMore_CFUnited_Sessions();
  </cfloop>
  
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  Submission D)
  <cfif (myLanguage EQ CF) AND (amAttendingCFUNited EQ true)>
     <cfoutput>I'm a CFGenius!</cfoutput>
  </cfif>

• Comment 27 written by shakti on 29 June 2010, at 4:29 PM

  

  <cfloop list="brainstorm,learn,eat,drinkBeer" index="i">
  <cfif NOT idontLikeThisPart(i)>
  <cfset doAction(i)/>
  </cfif>
  </cfloop>

• Comment 28 written by Matt Gersting on 29 June 2010, at 4:32 PM

  

  <cfexecute> or <cfabort>. There is no <cftry>.
  
  http://images9.cpcache.com/product/38497379v0_480x...

• Comment 29 written by MikeG on 29 June 2010, at 4:53 PM

  

  Second submission. Consider this a 50,000 ft view of code
  Top of shirt: <CFDOES>
  Bottom of shirt: </CFDOES>, but crossed out (indicating thre is no end to what CF Does.
  
  Then between the tags, find that page from Mike Nimer's? Presentation from years back that has the little clouds in it with every protocol, service, API and Stub you can think of in it (updated for today)

• Comment 30 written by Joshua Cyr on 29 June 2010, at 4:55 PM

  

  <cfset cfunited = EntityLoad('me') />
  <cfset cfunited.setLearning('100%') />
  <cfset cfunited.setNetworking('True') />
  <cfset cfunited.setFun('Always') />
  <cfset EntitySave(cfunited) />
  
  optional:
  <cfset cfunited.setBeer('consumed') />

• Comment 31 written by Sid Wing on 29 June 2010, at 8:04 PM

  

  <cfset CFUnited2010 = StructNew() />
  <cfset CFUnited2010.track_CF = "Kewl" />
  <cfset CFUnited2010.track_Flex = "Also Kewl" />
  <cfset CFUnited2010.track_AIR = "Also Also Kewl" />
  <cfset CFUnited2010.sciFi_BOF = "Rocks!" />
  <cfset CFUnited2010.meAttending = "Awesome!" />
  <cfset CFUnited2010.whereHeld = "The Lansdowne" />
  <cfset CFUnited2010.startDate = "07/28/2010" />
  <cfset CFUnited2010.endDate = "07/31/2010" />

• Comment 32 written by Sam Farmer on 29 June 2010, at 8:13 PM

  

  I swear I thought of this one before Joshua Cyr posted his!
  
  conference = entityNew( "Conference" );
  conference.setName( "CFUnited" );
  conference.setLearning( true );
  conference.setNetworking( true );
  conference.setFun( "Hell Yeah!" );
  entitySave( conference );

• Comment 33 written by Brian FitzGerald on 29 June 2010, at 8:35 PM

  

  <cfif event.conference eq "cfunited">
  <cftransaction>
  <cfset money = "well spent" />
  </cftransaction>
  <cfelse>
  <cfreturn tickets />
  </cfif>

• Comment 34 written by Tim Cunningham on 29 June 2010, at 9:37 PM

  

  <cfquery name="CFUnited2010">
  SELECT *
  FROM Knowledge
  WHERE greatIdea IS NULL
  </cfquery>
  
  0 records returned

• Comment 35 written by Tim Cunningham on 29 June 2010, at 9:51 PM

  

  A mock up of what the t-shirt would look like:
  http://tinyurl.com/24sgcb3

• Comment 36 written by Tim Cunningham on 29 June 2010, at 10:18 PM

  

  Here is one that is more CFML general:
  
  <cfquery datasource="CFML">
  SELECT *
  FROM CF, Others
  WHERE Others.easy > CF.easy
  OR Others.power > CF.power
  </cfquery>
  
  0 records returned
  
  Image of proposed t-shirt: http://tinyurl.com/283q69m

• Comment 37 written by Tim Cunningham on 29 June 2010, at 10:29 PM

  

  I just realized I really need one more join in the above query to make it valid..
  
  Too much <CF_ALE> oh well.

• Comment 38 written by Bob Bosron on 30 June 2010, at 7:39 AM

  

  <awesome>
  CFUnited 2010
  </awesome>

• Comment 39 written by Chuck S on 30 June 2010, at 8:07 AM

  

  Nice Jonah.

• Comment 40 written by Paul Denato on 30 June 2010, at 9:47 AM

  

  <!--- lame code here --->

• Comment 41 written by Matt Tholey on 30 June 2010, at 10:12 AM

  

  <!--- Set your awesomenesss --->
  <cfset CFUNITED_2010="Awesome">
  <!--- Check to see if your awesomeness matches that of CFUNITED --->
  <cfif IsDefined("URL.CFUNITED_2010_Attendance")
     AND CFUNITED_2010 IS URL.CFUNITED_2010_Attendance>
     <!--- You are attending, Awesome! You Rock! --->
     \m/ (>.<) \m/
  <cfelse>
     <!--- You are not attending. Your loss! --->
     .!. (0_0) .!.
  </cfif>

• Comment 42 written by Kevin Schmidt on 30 June 2010, at 10:55 AM

  

  <cf_zombie
  action="create"
  method="raiseDead"
  count="1000"
  say="Brrrraaainnnssss!"
  />

• Comment 43 written by James Edmunds on 30 June 2010, at 11:13 AM

  

  CFUNITED 2010
  
  <cffinal />

• Comment 44 written by James Edmunds on 30 June 2010, at 11:14 AM

  

  Or, alternately:
  
  <cffinal>
  CFUNITED 2010
  </cffinal>

• Comment 45 written by Tim Leach on 30 June 2010, at 12:04 PM

  

  Could do something simple like:
  </cf_is_dead>
  
  though, I see more people clinging to the fact CF is still alive, then claiming it was ever dead.
  Or you could do something like:
  <cfcomponent
  extends="Adobe.Education.ColdFusion"
  displayname="CFUnited 2010"
  hint="A ColdFusion, Flex & AIR Conference"
  output="Yes">
  <cffunction name="Attend" returntype="Geek" access="public">
  ...
  </cffunction>
  </cfcomponent>
  
  ---

• Comment 46 written by Matthew Tholey on 30 June 2010, at 12:31 PM

  

  <cfset CFUNITED_2010="Your Destination">

• Comment 47 written by Brian Fescoe on 30 June 2010, at 12:56 PM

  

  <cfif lang eq 'PHP'>
     <cfoutput>ID10T</cfoutput>
  </cfif>

• Comment 48 written by Craig on 30 June 2010, at 1:13 PM

  

  Short for a shirt. Tried to make it legible. Correct any syntax:)
  
  component hint="ColdFusion" {
  
  public CFUnited function init (
  
  Year = 2010,
  Status = "Better than ever.",
  Tags = Optional,
  Speed = Fast,
  Future = Strong
  ) }

• Comment 49 written by craig on 30 June 2010, at 1:14 PM

  

  Darn image wrap!

• Comment 50 written by Mike Collins on 30 June 2010, at 4:06 PM

  

  <cffunction name="CFUnited"
  Hint="July 27-30 2010 Lansdowne VA">
  <cfset GrandFinale(true)>
  <cfreturn "Smarter" >
  </cffunction/>

• Comment 51 written by Ryan Nowak on 30 June 2010, at 4:28 PM

  

  <CFUNITED>
  WORLD DOMINATION
  </CFUNITED>

• Comment 52 written by Vicky on 1 July 2010, at 5:58 AM

  

  In light of this being the last CFUnited, and the fact that people who disappeared long before this want to convince people that this means ColdFusion is dead [again ho hum], I want a t-shirt that says
  
  "WE are the new <cfdawn>!"

• Comment 53 written by Steve Withington on 1 July 2010, at 4:34 PM

  

  <cfscript>
  while ( not isDead() ) { codeWithColdFusion(); };
  </cfscript>

• Comment 54 written by Corey Butler on 1 July 2010, at 4:37 PM

  

  Since this is the last one, maybe just
  
  </cfunited>

• Comment 55 written by Daniel Fredericks on 2 July 2010, at 6:27 AM

  

  <cfunited>
  "CFUnited is the premier ColdFusion specific conference"
  <B.Forta>
  -- 1999-2010 --
  </cfunited>

• Comment 56 written by Pete Freitag on 2 July 2010, at 10:03 AM

  

  <cfinvokeargument name="ColdFusion" value="Rocks!" />

• Comment 57 written by Pete Freitag on 2 July 2010, at 10:05 AM

  

  <cflocation url="http://cfunited.com/"; />
  
  You should really addtoken="false" so you don't send your session id's but that might not be necessary for the tshirt ;-)

• Comment 58 written by Scott Wolf on 2 July 2010, at 10:14 AM

  

  I know this won't win...but kinda had to do it...
  
  <cfif findNoCase('halhelms.com', cgi.http_referer)>
  <cflocation url="http://www.rubyonrails.com"; addtoken="false" />
  <cfelse>
  <cflocation url="http://www.cfunited.com"; addtoken="false" />
  </cfif>

• Comment 59 written by Scott Wolf on 2 July 2010, at 10:15 AM

  

  Don't ask where that semicolon came from...I couldn't tell you.

• Comment 60 written by Susan Brun on 2 July 2010, at 2:40 PM

  

  <cfunited 2010>
  <cfset memories = "friends, laughing, learning, coding,
  teaching, sharing, CF Never Ending" />
  </cfunited 2010>

• Comment 61 written by James Edmunds on 2 July 2010, at 3:12 PM

  

  <cfunited from="1999" to="2010" />

• Comment 62 written by Roger Austin on 2 July 2010, at 4:23 PM

  

  I like #25 from Eric. Filed for future use.

• Comment 63 written by Raymond Camden on 2 July 2010, at 5:08 PM

  

  And we have our winners. Remember this was purely my decision, and I'm sure folks will disagree. However, as this is a dictatorship, there isn't much you can do about it. ;)
  
  So for 2nd and 3rd place, I pick both Ryan V and Zach B for their Rick Astley inspired submissions.
  
  However - I could not pass up #28 from Matt G:
  
  <cfexecute> or <cfabort>. There is no <cftry>.
  
  Gigi had one similar - but I preferred Matt G.
  
  So... that's our winner! Thank you everyone!

• Comment 64 written by James Edmunds on 2 July 2010, at 5:16 PM

  

  Fun contest, thanks!!! And a good winner, congrats!

• Comment 65 written by Matthew Tholey on 2 July 2010, at 5:21 PM

  

  Thank you Ray for offering the fun contest. Congratulations to Matt G and the other winners ;)

• Comment 66 written by Sid Wing on 2 July 2010, at 5:28 PM

  

  LOL - it figures THAT one would be the one that appealed to you most, O CF JediMaster! Congrats to Matt and the other winners!

• Comment 67 written by Rachel Luxemburg on 2 July 2010, at 8:06 PM

  

  I totally want that t-shirt.

• Comment 68 written by Ryan Vikander on 2 July 2010, at 10:31 PM

  

  What does second place win? Maybe a copy of your CF anthology signed ;)

• Comment 69 written by Raymond Camden on 3 July 2010, at 8:01 AM

  

  2nd and 3rd get 200 off the ticket price. You'd have to talk to Dinowitz to get a copy of the Anthology. :)

• Comment 70 written by Matt Gersting on 3 July 2010, at 2:26 PM

  

  Thanks, Ray and everyone! I knew that t-shirt idea would come in handy one of these years!!

• Comment 71 written by Jason Durham on 7 July 2010, at 2:02 PM

  

  It's a late entry...
  
  <cfset Joke.fail() />

• Comment 72 written by pbaylis on 7 July 2010, at 8:04 PM

  

  <cf_uknighted> in 2010
  
  King Arthur theme. "knighted" in italics to distinguish.
  Perhaps include a pic of a shield with the ColdFusion bolt on it.

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